Funny things that happen at school!

This is a place where you can post about something funny that happened at school! Enjoy!


I'll start off. Today at school, a girl in my class was joking around and said i could be the next Justin Bieber. For those who do not know who he is, he is a pop star. I personally hate him! Back to the story. She also said that I would be the smart version. LOL So i started singing his hit ,"Baby." So my lyrics are as followed. -> -> Add em' subtract em'. Ooooh! Thats how you find the difference and sum! Oooh like Baby! I thought you knew what pi was! Multiply, divide! Oooh! Thats how ya find the answer! It was SO funny!

If you write something out of contecst it's not funny any more m8 :p

hehe... hearing those random bits of conversations... one guy was taking about telling the vice principal something and everybody just happened to hear the bit about "i'm going to propose to mrs. manzonno" XDXDXD

Hehe fta kid in my grade barfed last year! :p

Disco~

Gross but funny, on our way to a Red Sox game, this kid pooped his pants in 7TH GRADE, on the bus ride. So we all had to all line up the sidewalk next to some restaurant so he could "finish his business."

Lol to you all.

arrancar memory wrote:hehe... hearing those random bits of conversations... one guy was taking about telling the vice principal something and everybody just happened to hear the bit about "i'm going to propose to mrs. manzonno" XDXDXD

Hahah how sad and funny

I was on the bus from my way home from school and this really big girl tripped and fell off the bus. I didn't laugh but the ground was cracking up!

blazingf wrote:I was on the bus from my way home from school and this really big girl tripped and fell off the bus. I didn't laugh but the ground was cracking up!

Lol so she face planted into the ground while trying to get off the bus?

In my ap euro class there are these gold cap things that have the pipes under them and one of the pipes exploded in the middle of my class the teacher screamed (and we learned that the intercom was broken) then the class laughed and took pictures while the room flooded and the teacher continued panicking then guys from the office showed up. And we got sent out to the library to finish class
best day of class ever

the microphones failed at the talent show ^-^ (the singing was bad so that's a good thing!) :3

Lol AM thats funny. At my talent show the microphones madee a huge squeek sound that hurt everybody's ears, plus i was close to the speakers cause i was an M.C.

itachi64 wrote:Lol AM thats funny. At my talent show the microphones madee a huge squeek sound that hurt everybody's ears, plus i was close to the speakers cause i was an M.C.

what is an m.c?


ok my story now so at my school concert (well, it was only 4th grade) we had a person pass out right at the middle of the song.

My friend Danielle yelled out "Ol' Yeller!' when a former teacher walked into our Spanish Class one time.

The next day during Economics, the whole school was doing moment of s. and we heard the Coach next door talking rather loudly. A kid in our class yelled out, "It's time to be quiet, retard!" And you could hear in the hall the Coach running to his class to tell them to be quiet.

I did the talent show this year! I kicked myself in the head 74 times in one minute.. I had to do this twice because the morning was for seniors and juniors and the afternoon for freshman and sophomore. Well after the second show I went to sit down to watch the rest of the people.. I saw an iPhone on the floor. I went to grab it and hit my head on the wall. Went to the bathroom and passed out for two acts.

Wow, did you end up getting the iPhone?

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ILeikMudkipz wrote:

itachi64 wrote:Lol AM thats funny. At my talent show the microphones madee a huge squeek sound that hurt everybody's ears, plus i was close to the speakers cause i was an M.C.

I did the talent show this year! I kicked myself in the head 74 times in one minute.. I had to do this twice because the morning was for seniors and juniors and the afternoon for freshman and sophomore. Well after the second show I went to sit down to watch the rest of the people.. I saw an iPhone on the floor. I went to grab it and hit my head on the wall. Went to the bathroom and passed out for two acts.

Lesson of the story: 74 kicks and a headbutt to the wall can knock you out.

In the future, please don't double post. If you forgot to incorporate something into your original post, please just edit it in. I'll go ahead and fix it for you.

ILeikMudkipz wrote:

itachi64 wrote:Lol AM thats funny. At my talent show the microphones madee a huge squeek sound that hurt everybody's ears, plus i was close to the speakers cause i was an M.C.

what is an m.c?


ok my story now so at my school concert (well, it was only 4th grade) we had a person pass out right at the middle of the song.

An M.C. is like a host basically.

itachi64 wrote:

ILeikMudkipz wrote:

itachi64 wrote:Lol AM thats funny. At my talent show the microphones madee a huge squeek sound that hurt everybody's ears, plus i was close to the speakers cause i was an M.C.

what is an m.c?


ok my story now so at my school concert (well, it was only 4th grade) we had a person pass out right at the middle of the song.

An M.C. is like a host basically.

ok i get it. like that guy at the d/p/pl contests?

itachi64 wrote:Wow, did you end up getting the iPhone?

It was Trevor. He was performing after me and told Roc to watch it. As soon as I hit my head and shown him, he told me who's it was. So it was pointless.

One time for the heck of it I lit a fire cracker in Social Studies when the teacher left the room.

Hot_Chick wrote:One time for the heck of it I lit a fire cracker in Social Studies when the teacher left the room.

We had color smoke bombs. They didn't explode, just made a lot of smoke. We filled the entire parking lot at the school that it was impossible to leave.

The other day, I left the bathroom with toilet paper trailing behind me.
Embarrassing. D;

XD adox, Every year in science class our teacher blows up a gummy bear!

itachi64 wrote:XD adox, Every year in science class our teacher blows up a gummy bear!

...Why, oh WHY would you blow up a gummy bear? I'd rather just eat it.
Poor thing.

Does it expand? I'm intrigued.

adoxography wrote:

itachi64 wrote:XD adox, Every year in science class our teacher blows up a gummy bear!

...Why, oh WHY would you blow up a gummy bear? I'd rather just eat it.
Poor thing.

Does it expand? I'm intrigued.

My science teacher did something similar around Easter time my Sophemore year. She brough packages of those colored Peeps and we microwaved them and had Peep wars. It was awesome. Then she showed us what an electrical charge does to a peep, which was more awesome.
I miss high school. You know. When nothing matters.