Crazy Shoddy Battle Log

If you don't feel like reading it, here's a short description: I swept an entire team using only my lead pokemon in a shoddy battle. My lead was a mixpert but it was designed to be very defensive and had only 6 EVs in Attack. His Pokemon were Umbreon, Metagross, Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Crobat, and Gengar.

This is the power of a Mix-pert lead:

This match was from the ladder, so he had to have close to as many wins and losses as I did (or a similar ratio)

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
utkash2 sent out Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ♂).
squirtlemaster sent out Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ♂).
Umbreon used Assurance.
Swampert lost 9% of its health.
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Umbreon used Assurance.
Swampert lost 8% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
Umbreon lost 24% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

squirtlemaster switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
Metagross lost 34% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 5% of its health.

Metagross used Dynamicpunch.
A critical hit!
Swampert lost 40% of its health.
Swampert became confused!
Swampert is confused!
Swampert used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 60% of its health.
squirtlemaster's Metagross fainted.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

squirtlemaster switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ♂).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar used Dynamicpunch.
Tyranitar's attack missed!
Swampert snapped out of confusion!
Swampert used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 82% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
It's not very effective...
Swampert lost 16% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 6% of its health.
squirtlemaster's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

squirtlemaster switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ♂).
Pointed stones dug into Crobat.
Crobat lost 25% of its health.
Crobat used Cross Poison.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Swampert lost 16% of its health.
Swampert used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 51% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Crobat is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Crobat lost 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Crobat used Super Fang.
Swampert lost 26% of its health.
Swampert used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 18% of its health.
squirtlemaster's Crobat fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

squirtlemaster switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ♂).
Pointed stones dug into Gengar.
Gengar lost 12% of its health.
Gengar used Destiny Bond.
Gengar is trying to take its foe with it!
Swampert used Surf.
Gengar lost 68% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gengar is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gengar lost 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Gengar used Brick Break.
Swampert lost 9% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
Gengar lost 13% of its health.
squirtlemaster's Gengar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

utkash2: wait I didn't die?
squirtlemaster switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ♂).
Pointed stones dug into Umbreon.
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
Umbreon used Hidden Power.
Swampert lost 9% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
Umbreon lost 35% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Umbreon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Umbreon used Hidden Power.
Swampert lost 10% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
Umbreon lost 22% of its health.
squirtlemaster's Umbreon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

squirtlemaster switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ♂).
Pointed stones dug into Typhlosion.
Typhlosion lost 25% of its health.
Typhlosion used Heat Wave.
It's not very effective...
Swampert lost 17% of its health.
Swampert used Surf.
It's super effective!
Typhlosion lost 75% of its health.
squirtlemaster's Typhlosion fainted.
utkash2 wins!
squirtlemaster has left the room.
utkash2: are you serious????

I was completely shocked, that guy either sucked or didn't have any grass moves on him.

My Swampert setup was (I made this team last night so I wasn't quite sure how to use it till a few hours ago):
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31
EVs: 252 HP 252 Def 6 Atk
Relaxed Nature, Torrent Ability (default)
Item: Leftovers
Moveset: Stealth Rock, Earthquake, Surf, Ice Beam
Stats: HP 404, Attack 257, Defense 306, Speed 140, Special Attack 206, Special Defense 216

Thats cool and all, but that guy is really really terrible.
I mean, Brick Break gengar, DynamicPunch on half a third of his team, and an attacking umbreon.
Woh I want to battle this guy.

That guy could have done better he didn't have any stradegy and his move pools were a disgrace.

Assurance on a single pokemon match? that's a bad idea. And n umbreon that attacks?
I still can't believe he had brick break on a gengar...Even I know not to do that and I never play competetively.
That was probably just a little kid who didn't undderstand the difference between special attacks and physical attacks.

Yeah I thought he was some kid that didn't know how to play either, but it turns out he had a higher ladder rank than me and rematched me and won... hmm but yes he should have done a lot better.